'pushing it' gets girls pregnant
I like this guy.
I fear for the poor eagles that will get their feathers rippen by Ian and Stab. Draco why do you hate the planet so much?
no worries about the eagles james. Altair breeds them and gives them to ian and stab ... (:
Pushing my patience. You've certainly done more than push it...
"Pushing it makes you pregnant"
-Arrogance
or something like that
My school's football team is The Eagles. Our mascot is a bald eagle...i think it should be Altair
"Pushing it makes you pregnant"
My school's football team is The Eagles.
One year my high school homecoming game was against a team called The Trojans. I was on the committee to select the homecoming theme (we ultimately decided on "Torture the Trojans" ). As soon as the topic was raised, a note began circling through the committee members. Each person who read it would burst out laughing, disrupting the meeting. So I just had to see it! On the note was a suggestion for the homecoming theme:
haha stab xD
@James
i must say...i like your signature
Wah Wah WAHHHHHH
When your in ur 20s, the sex is for you
When your in ur 30s, the sex is for both of you!
When your in ur 40s, the sex is for her :S
When you're in your 50's, the sex is for keeping the house.
Why do women wear white when they get married? Because its the happiest day of their lives of course!
Why do men wear black...
Cuz they'll never be free again.
Nothing is true
Everything is--OH SH*T! THE WIFE'S COMING!
Makes you wonder if Altair ever beat Maria..
Maybe the other way around?
Altair needs love
Maria: (KNOCK KNOCK) "Alty, what are you doing in your room all the time? Come have dinner with you children."
Altair: "N-nothing! Go away! I'm busy writing my codex for future generations!"
After Altair made the Armor of Altair (The one Ezio uses in Ac2), I wonder if Malik ever asked to try it on, maybe get some ladies
Would Malik have troubles to pick up girls? I don't really think that missing an arm and being part of a "secret" brotherhood of murderers are/were attractive features at all.
Would Malik have troubles to pick up girls? I don't really think that missing an arm and being part of a "secret" brotherhood of murderers are/were attractive features at all.
I'm not sure, but wasn't that the time of arranged marriage. In any case, there's always the courtesans in the garden.
Girl: how'd you lose your arm?!
Malik: I lost it in the heat of battle...defending a treasure that in the wrong hands, could have enslaved the world!
And thats how malik got girls
How Ezio gets girls: Does nothing, yet magically gets lead every other sequence
I WIN
I WIN
NO YOU DON'T!
NOW I DO!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*Looks into the abyss of repetitive replies*Oh well . Here we go.
lulz my font was still bigger than yours. SEE it is lol.
lulz my font was still bigger than yours. SEE it is lol.
I was trying to make it bigger anyway(that's what she said ).
OH and BTW, I'M WINNING!
lulz now i am btw this topic is such a pit of posts the old forum site has 320 pages of this lol.
And now, you lose.
And now you do...
Not yet...
Are you sure?...
Are you?
Am I?
Wait, what?
yes he is
WHO WANTS CHUNKY SOUP?!?
what are the chunks comprised of
Yo momma :3
tssss ouch that one hurt. lol
It's made with tiny bits of real panther.
Meh. I prefer soylent green soup.
Nothing about that sounds good.
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I got 10/10 on my math test. Well, not really a test, more like a graded pre-exam: almost all of the exam subjects were in there. Yay me.