The Hidden Blade Assassin's Creed in Depth

The Captain America trilogy is the strongest in the MCU.

Mad Max: Fury Road

Nailed it!

Conversation 1:
A: Either I'll devour you or the red flower will. It's just a matter of time. How long did you really think you'd survive against me? Longer than your father did?
B: I'm not afraid of you! Do you hear me? I'm done running from you!

Conversation 2:
B: Don't be mad, okay?
C: Why would I be mad?
B: 'Cause you're always mad when I do stuff. You gotta promise not to be mad THIS time.
C: Show me, then I'll decide.

In the great Hollywood tradition, this movie is a remake of an older one.

"Never forget this: You're mine. Mine to me. No matter where you go, or what they may call you, you will always be my son."

D: Just one thing we need to reach our full potential. Bring me that red flower, and we rule this jungle. I will protect you, and you will want for nothing ever again.
B: I can't!
D: You can or you won't?
B: I can't!
D: You will!

None of this dialogue sounds familiar. Jungle Book?

That was my guess, too.

Yes. Jungle Book live action remake.

Red Flower = fire, as a reminder.

Convo 1 is at the final confrontation with Shere Khan.

Convo 2 is Mowgli talking to Bagheera about doing something that Bagheera won't like.

Quote 3 is the wolf mother telling Mowgli that he'll always be her cub.

The last convo is the one with King Louie (Christopher Walken was fun in this role) about Mowgli bringing him fire so he can basically rule the Jungle with an iron fist.

Really? LOL - I haven't seen that.

This may be a tough one. First clue:
"A naked American man stole my balloons."

American Werewolf in London. I remember that scene where he grabs the balloons while trying to find clothes.

Wow! That was fast. I had a series of clues lined up about "the moors" and "meat loaf".

"anticipation of death is worse than death itself"

You don't actually hear the quote; it's seen written down.

Writing stuff down...

Memento?

Already written down, and no, it's neither recent nor award winning.

"I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!"

Starring Steven Seagal.

I dunno... was Seagal in Death Race 2000?

Oh, boy. Steven Seagal! So you know the title will have three words, the first of which is a preposition. Let's see. On Stinky Toilet? Over The Hill?

Seagal.... From Russia with Love?

Correct. I don't think he was in either of those movies, Mcstab, and I've seen both of them.

"I missed! I never miss! They must have been smaller than I thought!"

Steven Seagal plays a detective who is put in a coma for seven years before waking out of it to get revenge. Now that I've given away the plot, I'll have to pick a different movie if no one gets it.

Mine was a joke about how Seagal and Putin are friends, not a real guess.

Sad to say I remember seeing that one: Hard to Kill

Proud of you, Stabby. Don't worry, we won't tell Stabgal about this.

Of course, you are not the only one with regrets. According to IMDB trivia:
Kelly Le Brock had pretty much retired from acting at the time and only did the movie as a favor for her husband. In retrospect she calls the movie "Hard to Watch" or "Hard to Believe".

"Welcome to Alaska. Here's a thousand dollars."

"I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free! If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker! Especially you!"

"Okay, boys. When you meet Jesus be sure to call Him Mr. Christ."

All right. I didn't want to do this. Here's a quote so familiar it was used as a clue on Jeopardy!

"Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does."

The Simpsons Movie!

I really should watch that one again.

And here I thought it took place in Alaska.

Dangit. Take a week off of THB and miss an obvious one... knew it from the first Alaska quote.

Part of it does take place in Alaska. In fact, Homer says "We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!"

Your turn, Joey.

I mean in real life. Only a few movies I knew that were filmed there, but was going to take a wild guess: Out Cold.

Person 1: [looks at musicians] Who are these guys?

Person 2: They're my theme music. Every good hero should have some!

Good luck with this one, guys.

I vaguely recall a scene with this involving a mariachi band?

Not a mariachi band but I can see how it could be confused in fuzzy hindsight.

Person 1: Ya got any soda?

Person 2: One dollar.

Person 1: Aw, c'mon, now! Look out for a brother, man, c'mon, yeah. Check this out: why don't you let me get a sip for fifteen cents?

Person 2: My cups cost more than fifteen cents!

Person 1: All right, fuck the cup. Pour it in my hand for a dime.

Blankman

A Wayans IS in both Blankman and my movie.

Hint: It falls under "parody blaxploitation". Weirdly, it was a part of my childhood, but not made for a child.

Sounds familiar. I'm afraid that I won't be able to come up with a title without looking though a list of Wayans brothers movies, which is not in the spirit of the Movie Quotes Guessing Game.

This might not be a very well-known movie to most of us here. It starred a very young Chris Rock though! Also was made in the late 80s.

Cheryl: Well, after you left, he started getting into drugs and stuff. Things got really bad when he...
Jack: Well, what? Cheryl, come on!
Cheryl: He started wearing gold chains, Jack.
Jack: Oh, God, no!

Well... Pootie Tang is a blaxploitation parody based on a Chris Rock character. Wrong decade though.

Sorry guys! Life has been too stressful for me to come back to this forum game.

Having trouble finding any more decent quotes from the movie. What comes next? Google can be used now? I'd recommend it at this point. Might be too niche of a film.

Time for another guess. Is it I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka?

Yep that's it! I forgot about this whole thing...

One time I was at a wedding reception where the MC introduced the wedding party in the style of Michael Buffer (the "Let's get ready to rumble!" guy). He kept referring to one groomsman as Ryan "I'm gonna gitchu sucka" Chun. I didn't get the joke and asked around. It turns out that Ryan has a Chinese middle name: Gi-Chu

Here's a quote from a favorite movie of mine:
"Excuse me, miss? There seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered the large cappuccino. Hello! Look at the size of this thing."

"Hey, you know what this apartment needs? A really large, oversized poster of Atlantic City."

"Alright, we have a piper who's down. It's alright, he's just pissed. We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down!"

Those first two quotes sound vaguely familiar, but I haven't a clue what they are from.

First guess Richie Rich.

Cool. We're getting some guesses.

Here's a non-quote clue. This video was inspired by the movie: http://www.thehiddenblade.com/conversationalist-desmond-and-lucy

There's a mini music video in the movie set to the same song. In fact, this cover of "There She Goes" by The Boo Radleys was specifically recorded for the soundtrack. The original version by The La's also appears in the movie.

I remember the movie "So I Married an Axe Murderer" kept playing that song, but I don't remember any of those quotes. Been a while though.

Wait a minute, I think I remember the cappuccino scene. Was that at the beginning when Mike Myers got that giant cup?

Yes and yes!

"You come in here again... In fact, you go anywhere in this city, preying on innocent people, and we will find you and we will eat both of your arms and then both of your legs. And then we will eat your face right off your head. Do you understand?"

"Please-"

"Yes. So, you will be this armless, legless, faceless thing, won't you, rolling down the street. Like a turd. In the wind. Do you feel me?"

Little Nicky?