The Hidden Blade Assassin's Creed in Depth

Correct.

Wooo, second page!!! We're going there "Last Person that replies wins".

the fans of Nostalgia Critic will know this one

"I was frozen today"

Haha Suburban Commando. I quote that line so much now, my friends have just learned to accept it .

I've pickpocketed Joe's turn:

"I had a farm in Africa."

Umm, that sounds kinda vague lol *Shrugs* Last Action hero?

Out of Africa

Yeah, Stab got it. That movie won the Oscar for best picture the year I was born (or somewhere in between '84-'86, I can't remember, all I remember was Meryl Streep's bad Dutch accent). Excellent movie though.

"Okay, here's an idea. We can stop outside of Brainerd. I know a place there we can get laid. Wuddya think?"

Eurotrip?

Next lines:

"I'm fuckin' hungry now, you know."

"Yeah, yeah, Jesus - I'm sayin' we can stop, get pancakes and then we'll get laid. Alright?"

Fargo?

Yes! Carl knew where to find truck-stop hookers in Brainerd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJUvPZI3Cr4

"I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?"

Grosse Pointe Blank! Excellent choice Ian. And by the way, while surfing funnyjunk I found this photo. Relates to one of the more challenging quotes you posted a while back (I think) http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/197759/Hello+my+name+is/

"Can I get a large coffee?"

"You mean a venti?"

"No, venti is twenty. Large is large."

i was really surprised that nobody got the princess bride quotation. here is a shirt id like:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/popculture/9f70/

Role Models

Well done dougie, post a quote

"I lost. I lost? Wait a second, I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script."

Let's see. It must be one of Dougie's favorite movies. I'll guess "Boner Party USA"

Nope, but that sounds like my kinda movie. (long as it includes lots of gratuitous nudity )

Now let me give you guys some more to go on.

"Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our tights!"

"Let's face it. You've gotta be a man to wear tights!"

Do you always have to post Mel Brooks?
That's definitely Robin Hood.

"E.T. phone home"
D'OH!! No, not that one, eeehhhh, this one.
"My name is Richie Cunningham, and this is my lovely wife, Oprah."

What can I say James, I like Mel Brooks' movies.

As for your quote, that's from "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery".

Next quote:
"I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves."

Lethal Weapon

I love that movie.

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard."

Isn't that from Billy Madison?

lol.
^yes. a little later... "everyone in the room is now dumber for having listened to it." classic.

I knew it! I actually watched that movie on one of the Starz channels a couple of hours before I looked in this thread.

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

Ah how I love the movie Airplane!

"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"

Haha, Monthy Python and The Holy Grail, love that movie.
"Truth hurts, not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but hurts."

Hint, please.

Ok, another one:
"I've been dating a writer. She wrote that book on male sexual dysfunction. You've probably read it."

The Naked Gun?

Yes indeed. Your turn stab.

Really? I just took a guess to keep the game moving. The part I remember about male sexual dysfunction is that the men would only admit to being "familiar with it."

Okay, here's one:
"Train don't run out of Wichita 'lessen you're a hog or cattle. People train runs out of Stubbville."

Shot in the dark here, 3:10 to Yuma?

No, but good guess! There's a train theme.

Another line from the same scene:
"She don't mind. She's short and skinny but she's strong. Her first baby come out sideways. She didn't scream or nothing."

Hmm, lemme think... I think I saw that movie... Something like Train... I suck at remembering movie quotes! Is it that movie where the dude goes all fucking on the woman behind the booth?

Yes it is! Here's his rant (warning: major F bomb ).

The movie was Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987). AssassinLinfonel came closest to guessing it, so he's up next.

''What the hell are you doing out here, Fred? Fred, if you're real, you better tell me right now!'' This scene gave me lulz.

what's the name of that movie...wheer he lands on a deserted island and talks to a volleyball...
Cast Away

No, but it has something to do with it..

I Am Legend

Yes you are Dougie, post a quote.

"Who are you? "
" Just your average, horny little devil."

Ah I should know this, is this that movie where Adam Sandler is the spawn of Satan or something?

I was thinking Jack Nicholson in "The Witches of Eastwick". *shrugs*

You got it Stab. I don't know why, but that line just popped into my head yesterday. Post your quote.

"Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number, I'm not going to be ignored!"