What would you do on a purge?
A night where ALL crime, including murder, is legal. For those who did see the movie don't waste your time, the plot is what this thread is based on. What if this was a real event? More importantly, what would you do on a night where...Everything is permitted.
First of all: EA, it's nice to see you!
To answer your question, I would probably do all the things I would normally do - except I would also lock all the doors and hide.
I'd probably get on tumblr.
Watch TV and play on Facebook/imgur...
with the doors locked, boarded up and furniture blocking it.
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
Lock the doors, get a pump-action shotgun and machete on stand-by, play some shooting games. But are they truly just games... or a remote controlled sniper rifle, none will ever know...
I'd go on a stabbing spree, just like any other night.
What makes you think I don't do that already?
Before I give you an answer you are looking for, I need to define the parameters a little more.
Does the entire crime have to be committed on that night? For example, if I cut someone's brakes on their car on the night in question, and a week later they finally get behind the wheel and crash and die, am I in trouble? Is the crime complete when I'm done with my part? Or when the person dies?
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
With no answers to my previous questions, I will assume my culpability ends with my actions. Here is, undoubtedly, a list of answers you were looking for when you made this topic. Let's get this party started.
Here is a list of things I would consider doing:
1 - Take out my list of shitty drivers by license plate number (what, you don't have one?) and finally get my revenge. Anything from keying the car, to cutting the brake lines or rigging it to explode depending on the heinousness of their driving offense. (Now you'll think twice when cutting someone off on the freeway with no turn signal).
2 - If someone else were barbecueing up a person, I'd try it. A nice tasty hamstring should have the nice blend of muscle and fat you look for in a nice steak.
3 - Pee on my boss's car.
4 - Go death race on stupid ass Northeastern pedestrians (especially the Mass-holes from the state up north) that think they own the road even though I have a green light and they clearly have a DON'T WALK sign up.
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
But, honestly, I'd probably just end up getting shot on the way to the elevator.
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
I would play Assassins Creed as usual, but instead of finding exploits I would be assassinating civilians. 
On a more serious note, it's a good thing the purge isn't real. You might be surprised what people would admit to doing if it really would happen. But I do appreciate the honesty.
Before I give you an answer you are looking for, I need to define the parameters a little more.Does the entire crime have to be committed on that night? For example, if I cut someone's brakes on their car on the night in question, and a week later they finally get behind the wheel and crash and die, am I in trouble? Is the crime complete when I'm done with my part? Or when the person dies?
Yes its only for one night.
First of all: EA, it's nice to see you!To answer your question, I would probably do all the things I would normally do - except I would also lock all the doors and hide.
Hola! Missed this site
To be honest, I don't think this question has much use of discussing. If I had any vile fantasies of things I would do on a purge, I would surely not post them on an internet forum.
Haha. Agreed.
I wouldn't do any of those things I listed.
Except peeing on my bosses car.
Nah. Just kidding. I love my boss. He's a great guy.
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
Haha. Agreed.I wouldn't do any of those things I listed.
Except peeing on my boss's car.
Nah. Just kidding. I love my boss. He's a great guy.
Fixed it for you. I could've done it above too, but this suffices. You're welcome.
<hang head in shame>
damnit.
</hang head in shame>
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
I heard a radio commercial for this movie today. I didn't catch all of it, but it sounded very serious, much like a breaking news report.
"All crime will be unpunished and emergency services will not be available."
It sounded pretty frightening, to be honest. It DID get me interested in going to watch this movie, so I guess it was a good commercial.
I would find PHI (I think?) using my awesome eagle sense and learn the ways of parkour, hopefully not cutting off Mcstab in the process 