Stupid moments.
This is a place to put all your stupid moments unto the eyes of the other people.
One that I remember was having equipped my Wallet and throwing money off a roof to some peasants below.
Suddenly, a bold and delirious archer is like: "GET DOWN! ORA!" or whatever the last part is. At least he didn't call me a stronzo. Anyhoo, I'm the type of guy that doesn't like to lock on to people in video-games unless absolutely necessary. So I always make the first strike unlocked.
Seeing as I have my wallet so nicely equipped, I'm like "I will strike him with my hidden blade before he can hit me" because he was charging up a mace. But because I was UNLOCKED, the Wallet would make the "strike".
The next thing I saw was the guard starting to swing the weapon at me, Ezio throwing money at him, the coins gently bouncing off the guard's thick armor, and then the guard hitting me in the face.
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Me falling from the walkway of the tower where Antonio Maffei was standing, because I made a "bad jump", ended up getting hit by a guard, just to miracoluosly land on a pile of hay, and then been pushed off again and die.
ROB_88 wrote:
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Much like you, DarkAlphabetZoup, I also have lots of stupid moments with the 'money throw'. The worst was when I didn't realise for about two minutes - for some reason, I thought I was punching, and kept wondering why the guard wouldn't die.
The first time I tried assassinating Dante and Silvio, I tried following them on the ground. I threw down smoke bombs to avoid getting hit by the blockades but every time I threw down one, I would have to stop. So I ended up losing ground, both of them get to the boat, and when I get on the gangplank Dante does a smash attack and sends me into the water. I felt like a dumbass.
Ah, but that smokebomb blunder doesn't nearly compare to this one.
After a perfect stealth assassination of Emilio in my first playthrough I threw down a smoke bomb like "SH*T! I can't fight all these guards and archers at once, better use a smoke bomb and get the hell out of here!" Threw one down, and jumped into the river. Then the cutscene happened where all the guards are killed by the thieves. Rosa makes me feel like a dumbass, and then I have to go back inside to celebrate with Antonio and company because the doors suddenly shut. I can't find my way in, so I have to climb up the building again to get inside. What normally would have taken 5 seconds took 10 minutes because the thieves decided to be dicks and not kill the guards while I was assassinating Emilio. I swear, if the game had let me, I would have killed Antonio right then and there (I think he's a douche anyway).
hahahahaha! i dont know how i missed this post. nice story flae!