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Deliberately misquote the person above you!

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Basically what you have to do, is quote what the person above you said then edit the quote so it says something different!

And to start you off, i'll use this sentance:

This was one of my favourite forum games back on the old forum!

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joecool280 wrote:
Basically what you have to do, is quote what the person above you said then edit the quote so it says something different!

And to start you off, i'll use this sentance:

This was one of my favourite weird games back on the old Xbox!

Sorry couldn't think of a good edit. As for mine...

Who would buy a game about dancing?

Why have one blade in the crowd when you can have two?

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Greyjeth wrote:
Who wouldn't buy a game about hookers?

Yeah, mine wasn't that good either, FLAE, Ichanolic and Sbredflag were great at corrupting peoples quotes on the old one!

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hehe Tongue

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joecool280 wrote:
Yeah, I don't have a life either. FLAE, Ichanolic and Sbredflag were famously involved in a ménage à trois on the old one!

Why didn't I hear anything about that?

You won't even feel the blade.

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stabguy wrote:
Why am I never included in the forum games?

Because you're too busy making videos about how to kill a man in 374 different ways in under 30 seconds Big smile

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FLAE wrote:

Because you're too busy making videos about how to impregnate a woman in 374 different ways in under 30 seconds Shock

For the record, I would never engage in threesomes. Well, not with fellow forum members anyways...


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SBIzokronus wrote:
For the record, I would never engage in three leg races. Well, not with fellow forum members anyways...

Me neither. I wouldn't like to stumble on something and then end up like a weird Twister game.

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[On the meaning of BAMF]i figured it was something similar to a MILF

Babes Await My..............Flap-a-doodle Laughing out loud

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Me? I would like to engage in swallowing something and then end up like Michael Jackson.

Woah woah woah there James, a bit too much information!

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Fly Like an Eagle wrote:
Woah woah woah there James, a bit too much enthusiasm, we just woke up

Is there something you guys need to tell me?


"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchhill
"Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you

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SBIzokronus wrote:
Is there something you guys need to feed me?You forgot to make my dinner.

I hate dum people they get on my nerves.

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watchurback400 wrote:
I hate fat people when they go down on me.

That's the second time I've seen dumb spelled wrong today.

**nonmisquotable matterial** I see that most of these misquotings, including my own, have been very... uh... anyway, um, I guess our sense of humor limits us to making sex jokes... **end nonmisquotable material**


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SBIzokronus wrote:

That's the fifth time I've seen men nude today!

Dude, seriously, it's only 12:00 in Ohio. It's a bit too early for that kind of stuff.

***nonmisquotable material directed at red*** Let's be honest here, the funniest ones have been sex jokes. You simply can't deny that ***end nonmisquotable material directed at red***

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Fly Like an Eagle wrote:

Dude, seriously, it's only 11:00 in Chicago. It's a bit too early for that kind of stuff. Stop putting nude men in my bed.

If you're lucky, I'll add in some midgets.

**nonmisquotable material** I see what you mean **end nonmisquotable material**


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SBIzokronus wrote:
If I'm lucky, I'll get inside some midgets.

Red, you have very interesting, and troubling, fantasies. I suggest you seek help.

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Fly Like an Eagle wrote:

Red, you have very interesting, and engaging fantasies. I would love to help you with them.

I sure Red will provide you with his home address for you to act them out....

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joecool280 wrote:
I sure Red will provide me with boxing gloves for the purpose of knocking them cockroaches out....

Red why don't you just call an exterminator?

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Fly Like an Eagle wrote:
Red why don't you just call a group of courtesans?

I tried that, but courtesans don't work too well on insects... Sad However, I put them to other use Evil


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SBIzokronus wrote:
I tried that, but I couldn't get it up... Sad However, I put them to other use Evil

Ouch buddy, that's an EPIC fail XD

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Fly Like an Eagle wrote:
Ouch buddy, I am an EPIC fail XD

First one to reply in 2 months on this game Glasses

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Noobiest person to reply in 2 months on this game Glasses

You bring everything back to life don't you?

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watchurback400 wrote:
You're king of everything alive aren't you?

I hate going to school everyday. It sucks so much Angry

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I love going to the sh*tter everyday. It relieves me so much Drunk

We really didn't need to hear that.

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Fly Like an Eagle wrote:
We were really dying to hear that.

Nobody plays the forum games anymore! I was expecting more from you FLAE!
*points finger after lecture*

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AssassinLinfonel wrote:

Nobody can satisfy me sexually anymore! I was expecting more from Rob!
*points finger at door*

Leave Rob out of this. He's under enough stress with the Swedish General on his case and all.

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Fly Like an Eagle wrote:
Leave me out of this. I'm under enough stress with my sexual life on occasion and all.

Damn, FLAE, you're making me go all sexual joke style FLAE's eye roll

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AssassinLinfonel wrote:
Damn, FLAE, you're making me want to go all sexual on you Wink

I'm surprised I have not left the forum...yet.

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watchurback400 wrote:
I'm surprised I have not visit the red light district...yet.

Watchurback, why would you leave the forums, then?

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AssassinLinfonel wrote:

Watchedurback, why would you give up the forums, then, run around and desert us?

You wouldn't get this from any other poster, I just wanna tweet how im feeling, gotta make you understand, never gonna stab you up, never gonna assassinate you.....

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joecool280 wrote:

I fail at rickrolling

Yes, you do. Please don't ever do that again FLAE's eye roll

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Fly Like an Eagle wrote:
joecool280 wrote:

No, I don't. Please do it again, but harder this time. FLAE's eye roll

Jesus, man, how fast do you want her to go? I only have one old courtesan.

I am nothing but a blade in the crowd. I am an assassin.

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Fly Like an Eagle wrote:
joecool280 wrote:

No, I don't. Please do it again, but harder this time. FLAE's eye roll

Jesus, woman, how fast do you want to go?! I've only ever had one old courtesan!

I think you should keep your private issues to yourself. Its not her fault you've never had anyone other than some old woman.

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I think you shouldn't keep your privates to yourself, it's not my fault I've never had anyone .

Dude! No! Cover them up! That may be the reason why though.......

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joecool280 wrote:

Dude! Yes! Whip it out! I think it's normal to compare sizes with others.......

Joe, keep it in your pants. We don't want this topic to become one giant sex joke. Actually, I think it's a little late for that, but still...

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Fly Like an Eagle wrote:
Keep your joe in your pants. We want this topic to become one giant coffee pot. I think it's not too late for that, but still...

FLAE, you have a bizarre and slightly perverse fixation with the coffee bean.

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hewkii9 wrote:
FLAE, I have a bizarre and slightly perverse fixation with joe's thighs.

Totally relevant! I really needed to know that...

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Totally kinky! I really needed that to get me in the mood...

FLAE.... do you have something you need to tell us?
(I know this is an old topic but WHO CARES?!)

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Wisdomwielder wrote:
FLAE.... do you have midgets in your bed AGAIN?
(I know this is an older midget, but WHO CARES?! Still a midget)

Old jokes, gotta love 'em.

*braces himself for a misquote with the word "love" in it*


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*lol*

Old ladies, gotta love 'em.

*braces himself for his sexy grandma with a whip*

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I can't misquote you.... >.<


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1001Human wrote:
I can't misquote you.... >.<

Actually, she said "lol". But I can't for the life of me think of a way to misquote you without bringing in the midgets.


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SBIzokronus wrote:
Actually, she said "lol". But I can't for the life of me think of a way to seduce you without bringing in the roofies.


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Now you forgot something to misquote Stare


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lol figured out how to beat it!

Now you bring something to abuse with Laughing out loud

But I'll say something here to keep it going... RAEPFACE!! Big smile

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Wisdomwielder wrote:
lol figured out how to beat it!

Now you bring something to abuse with Laughing out loud

But I'll say something that I love to do... RAEPFACE!! Big smile

Rofl. I love this game.


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Rofl. I love my husband.

Ha ha, lolwut? I am not suggesting anything about 1001Human at all.

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Rofl. I love my husband.

Ha ha, drug him now guys. Hey, I am not suggesting we do anything to 1001Human at all!

Yeah, I couldn't do any better. :/


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Yeah, I couldn't be any happier. Tongue

Man, why do you keep dissing yourself?!

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Yeah, I couldn't be any happier. Tongue

Man, why do you keep shitting yourself?!

I was gonna go way farther, but thought better of it.

That's funny because I'm somewhat of a pessimist.


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I was gonna go way farther, but thought better of it.

That's funny because I'm somewhat of a furry.

Nice to know, 1001human, but not really. Not nice to know at all.


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SBIzokronus wrote:
I'm a pimp that runs an illegal underground chain of midget prostitutes. FLAE has never requested their services, however Gray is my #1 customer.

The playing field has been leveled. No more midgets. Midgets were so last Friday, it's all about dwarfs now!

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