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The current state of many internet forums described.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c211yCCZdJY

What really made me laugh was this comment that sums it all up.

One man gives his valid opinions on why he doesn't like The Godfather, and all hell broke loose.

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DAZ, I figured you'd get a kick out of this. (src)

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YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS, TELL NOTHING BUT THE COLD, UNFLINCHING TRUTH.
Even Patrice freaking DESILETS was like, "It's just not Assassin's Creed without it, it's some different game."
Damn PEOPLE, I swear xD

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Maybe he should play Liberation. Wink

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Yeah haha, that's probably the closest to what he's looking for.
I mean, Erudito and their Citizen E are still there and everything, but they're a minor element.

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Assassin's Creed: Nemesis is about an Abstergo agent in an Antarctic outpost, whose only inhabitants are massive penguins, and their mission is to eviscerate Shaun Hastings and drag his guts back with them into the past.

source: http://www.gamesradar.com/assassins-creed-plot-generator/

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At first I was like, "That's cool, I'd play that!" Then I was like, "Waiiitt.... -____-"

I'd believe it.

Aaand there's the cyberpunk Assassin's Creed I will never stop bitching about/begging for. Bonus points if protag is a redhead.
Last one, I swear.

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I saw that same picture the other day, only the third panel was a woman peeing at a bus stop. Puzzled

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TBH I'd probably prefer a woman peeing at a bus stop to THE PLOT TWIST in the final shot up there T___T
[clutches my broken heart]

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I think these plots are becoming self-aware...

Assassin's Creed: Oculus Rift Edition is about a father-daughter duo in amongst the Chicago World's Fair, 1893, and their mission is to use 400 collected trinkets to fashion something actually useful, like a huge gun.

Assassin's Creed: Outback is about a disgraced magician in a game world that encompasses the whole of Wales, and their mission is to just drive boats - forget about all this murder stuff. Boats are nice.

Assassin's Creed: Warrior Pigs is about a cigar-chomping Cajun fire-chief in Rose Hill convict colony, Australia, 1804, and their mission is to assassinate men by putting a female protagonist into their popular entertainment.

Assassin's Creed: Conglomeration is about one of Genghis Khan's lieutenants in New York during the Wall Street Crash, and their mission is to find a sustainable, annualised, AAA sequel model.

Assassin's Creed: The Glowering is about a child with extraordinary combat abilities and a heart of gold in a drab metropolitan suburb, and their mission is to stab people while you mash the 'climb' button.

Assassin's Creed: Revolución is about some bloke with a bald head and a bad 'tude in New York during the Wall Street Crash, and their mission is to make the Uplay platform seem worthwhile.

Assassin's Creed: Civilisation is about a man who just happened to be wearing a cape that day in a sleepy English village, and their mission is to help us all forget about Watch_Dogs.

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what in the hell is that abomination?

Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up

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It's a puppymonkeybaby, duh.

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oh, right.
superbowl commercials

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Apparently, Mountain Dew execs determined that the three things that make good superbowl commercials are puppies, monkeys and babies. Because they were advertising a drink that combined three things, they thought they'd make the best superbowl commercial by combining those three things. And the puppymonkeybaby was born.

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Capitalism has gone too far.

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Capitalism has gone too far.

Or is it science that hasn't gone far enough? Tongue

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It's not capitalism. It's people's lack of an attention span. Marketing in the U.S. is all about being able to get something memorable stuck in the head of consumers, which means that the consumers will think about their products. It's also an issue of people creating ridiculous things and defending it under the blanket of "art" and "expressive creativity". Some things just need to die in the conference room rather than making into public domain.

The Templars were framed.

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It's not capitalism. It's people's lack of an attention span. Marketing in the U.S. is all about being able to get something memorable stuck in the head of consumers, which means that the consumers will think about their products. It's also an issue of people creating ridiculous things and defending it under the blanket of "art" and "expressive creativity". Some things just need to die in the conference room rather than making into public domain.

Absolutely. Though there's a strong argument to be made for people's lack of attention spans being socially conditioned -- whether deliberately or unintentionally -- as a result or consequence of marketing overload from a young age. What makes this worse is that in a society like this, just about everything can be considered Marketing, and that's without being facetious, that's with being nothing but practical. Whether it's marketing with the goal of taking your money or marketing with the goal of taking your attention, it's still irritating. An alternative thing to think about: On the Internet, the prime currency is actually your Attention. Every second you spend doing something is a second you spend not doing something else, and it's vital we're hyper-aware of that, because marketing campaigns, promotions, offers, deals, and other temptations are definitely aware of it and will abuse it to its fullest benefit (for them).

Off-topic though xD

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Ya like Assassin's Creed?

Ya like memes/montage parodies?

You'll love what this channel has been producing.

Edit: Embedding it with [youtube] doesn't seem to work.

Here's a link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVpjcmiuOBo

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At least he thanked TheHiddenBlade. Big smile

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Another Skyrim chicken joke.

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"Go, Flash, Go!" I don't like RedBull but this really made me laugh Big smile and not just me. Superdrink for assassins - you don't need a horse/carriage/gondola anymore when travelling between locations and pursuing guards shouldn't be a problem anymore

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The Templars were framed.

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I totally forgot about that show. I think I only ever saw (part of) one episode, and it happened to be the episode this quote is from. At least that's what I assume, I remember them calculating something having to do with jerking off (in a group, or what was it?), and this actor was in it.

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My work firewall is blocking the image... but I can only assume it's from Silicon Valley.

In case you want to read the tip to tip efficiency paper... https://www.scribd.com/doc/228831637/Optimal-Tip-to-Tip-Efficiency

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My work firewall is blocking the image... but I can only assume it's from Silicon Valley.

In case you want to read the tip to tip efficiency paper... https://www.scribd.com/doc/228831637/Optimal-Tip-to-Tip-Efficiency

Wow, that's some dedication.

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Silicon Valley it is. Everything about that show makes me laugh my ass off.

The picture is from the episode in which they're entering a contest which tests the efficiency of their system. They spent a large chunk of the episode on what Martin Starr recent called on of the longest (no pun intended) and most detailed dick jokes in TV history.

The Templars were framed.

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Jared (Donald) Dunn is my favorite character on the show.

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He's so incredibly awkward, you can't help but laugh at him.

The Templars were framed.

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That made my morning.

NEW Youtube channel!
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It's been a while since I literally spat while laughing. This did it for me.

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My company terminated one of our employees a couple months ago who was a constant screw up...for 3 years. His demotions ended with him only being in charge of ordering office supplies, lunches for meetings, and stocking the kitchen, all of which proved to be much too difficult to keep him awake throughout the day. Over the past two months we've been finding things that were screwed up inexplicably, which feel like constant reminders of his never ending ineptitude. We recently opened a box of insulated coffee cups to discover that they were about 2 inches too tall to fit under the coffee machine, and he ordered 5 huge boxes of them. Today's discover might take the gold medal for impressiveness. One of my coworkers was boxing up some files for storage and discovered that all of the banker's boxes this guy had last ordered were only the bottom part of the box...no lids...for 200 boxes. Someone called our supply company to order lids and they were completely confused. Evidently, you can't even order only the bottoms, so it's a complete mystery how he pulled this off. This was his masterpiece as a parting gift to us all.

The Templars were framed.

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