Movie Quotes Guessing Game
"When you was at Harvard, did you ever get raped for failing a test?"
"I think that's more of a Yale thing."
Why do I like this one the best? I need to know this movie...
[two main characters]
"Tell me how you know I went to prison?"
"Given your low economic status, your perceived lack of college education... statistically, you definitely went to prison!"
[elsewhere in the movie, between a main character and his wife]
"What reason did you give to him, to assume you went to jail?"
"I was being black!"
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
Those quotes sound familiar now...
This is gonna kill me until I cheat and look it up.
more of the above conversation for context:
B: My life is ruined cause after 30 days I'm going to prison. It's not as bad as I've heard, is it?
A: Hell yeah, it's bad.
B: Teach me how to survive in prison the way you did.
A: Tell me how you know I went to prison.
B: Given your low economic status...
A: Wait, what?
B: Your perceived lack of college education...
A: Lack of... Okay
B: Statistically, you definitely went to prison.
A: [pause] Okay, I'll see you tomorrow, convict.
A: You ready, white boy? Pepper spay, bitch! Prison school is in session!
B: [after getting pepper sprayed in face] I'm learning so much. This is exactly what I need.
A: Let's see your mad dog face!
[B bursts into tears]
A: What are you doing, [name of B]?
B: Sad Dog. I think that's a strategy that could work, don't sexually harass me I'm already sad...
A: As your incarceration expert, it is my job to prepare you.
A: We are about to simulate a prison riot.
There you have it, basically the whole plot for the movie right there.
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
That must be Get Hard with Will Ferrell. I've never seen it.
Yes, sir.
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching. They'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why she wouldn't even harm a fly."
One thing people never oughta be when they're buying used cars and that's in a hurry but, like I said, it's too nice a day to argue.
man. that sounds familiar...
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
i remember the line about the fly vividly. i believe it's like
though, i have no idea what it's called
I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching. They'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why she wouldn't even harm a fly."
i remember the line about the fly vividly. i believe it's likeSpoiler: Highlight to viewa horror movie or something where a dude is talking to his mom all the time and in the end it turns out the mom is actually a corpse, and he has basically been talking to himselfthough, i have no idea what it's called
I didn't think I heard that quote before, but thanks to Rob I recognize it! The movie Psycho, at the end.
Yes, Psycho, the movie behind stabgal's userpic:
If it's alright with Aurel, let's give the next turn to Rob. He hasn't posted a movie quote or image lately.
NEVER. Well, okay. I was gonna use a quote from the 1986 movie April Fools Day. 
i was gonna make a joke about getting partial credit, but this works too.
Person A: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Person B: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Person C: I could stand to hear a little more.
Sounds like a hillbilly American Pie.
no.
another quote:
A: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
B: Define "interesting".
A: Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
Airplane?
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
No.
"I just don't get it. How's a man get so wrong? Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering.
Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight.
Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman.
Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.
But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?"
Clue Edit:it's a Sci fi movie
i don't watch much sci-fi...
Hitchhiker's Guide?
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
I'll throw some examples out there and you tell me if any are close.
Blade Runner, Aliens, Predator, District 9, Serenity
Any of them similar? Cus I'm drawing a blank.
Serenity
there it is.
i don't know if it's indicative to the difficulty of it, but when i decided to use that movie, i realized that i had to google it to check for any good quotes, cause i couldn't remember any.
God, I still haven't been able to watch that or the show Firefly. I just guessed. Hmm... what to pick...
Person 1: "You feel that Allen? Huh? That tingling in your balls, big amount of butterflies fluttering around your stomach?"
Person 2: "Are you sure you don't have testicular cancer?"
Dude, Where's My Car?
No, but you're in the correct genre.
Person 1: You thinking what I'm thinking, partner?
Person 2: Aim for the bushes.
(fist bump)
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?
Getting there. One side character from that movie is a main character in my movie.
Radio Dispatch: "We found your stolen Prius, it was voting for Ralph Nader."
For more specific help...
Person 1 hits Person 2 in the face with a wooden gun.
That was in the trailers!
I dunno... Pineapple Express?
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
I thought it was American Pie but then the Prius came along...
Chasing Amy
I think at this point, Google can be used for help.
(major) Hint: Will Ferrell and Marky Mark
I still have one more guess without resorting to Google: Mallrats
I still have one more guess without resorting to Google: Mallrats
Nope!
The Rock and former Batman Michael Keaton are also in the movie!
(major) Hint: Will Ferrell and Marky Mark
I finally figured it out after this clue. It's The Other Guys, a movie I saw in the theater. Will Ferrell drives a Prius and "Aim for the bushes" is a key scene where two cops jump off a roof.
Which character was in Jay and Silent Bob? That clue threw me off track.
(major) Hint: Will Ferrell and Marky MarkI finally figured it out after this clue. It's The Other Guys, a movie I saw in the theater. Will Ferrell drives a Prius and "Aim for the bushes" is a key scene where two cops jump off a roof.
Which character was in Jay and Silent Bob? That clue threw me off track.
Yes! It might not be the greatest movie to many, but I shared a really great time with one of my best friends when we went to watch this together. It's highly quotable. I suggest looking up more out of context quotes if you guys ever need a random laugh.
The character Ferrell played from Jay and Silent Bob was the federal wildlife marshal. Probably one of the better parts of that movie in my opinion.
"You will be investigating thieves, misers, bullies. The most detestable collection of people that you will ever meet - my family."
Q. "Why do you need such an expensive computer?"
A. "For work."
"Your boss, Armansky, he tells me you only do jobs that interest you. So I suppose I should be flattered. You gonna sit down? He also says that you're the one he goes to when the job is sensitive. That's the word he used, 'sensitive'. I'm going to use 'illegal' because that's what it was when you hacked into my computer. I'm not going to do anything about that. I could but I won't. What I'm going to do is tell you a story and if it entertains you maybe you'll decide to help me research further and, if not, I'll do the washing up and you'll never see me again."
I'm still trying to figure out where I've heard the name "Armansky"... 
Armansky is a minor character. At least someone is trying to guess the movie.
All right. I will quote lines from the most famous scene, in order, until somebody gets it:
"Good. You're alive. You recognize this? I had it with me last time. I set it here, remember? And this snap, you see it? It's not a snap. It's a wide angle fiber-optics lens."
At least someone is trying to guess the movie.
I genuinely don't know where to start. If it's come out in the last decade, chances are I haven't seen it.
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
"Good. You're alive. You recognize this? I had it with me last time. I set it here, remember? And this snap, you see it? It's not a snap. It's a wide angle fiber-optics lens."
Continuing: "I thought it was going to be another blow job, which is disgusting enough, but I misjudged just how sick you are. Okay, here's what is going to happen. Pay attention. Look at me!"
My first assumption was a scene about memory loss or something along those lines. I went with Memento, but I haven't seen it in forever.
Clearly this is a challenging movie to guess. I will continue the monologue and include non-verbal stage direction. tee hee
"Good. You're alive. You recognize this? I had it with me last time. I set it here, remember? And this snap, you see it? It's not a snap. It's a wide angle fiber-optics lens."
[plays rape video]
"I thought it was going to be another blow job, which is disgusting enough, but I misjudged just how sick you are."
[removes metal dildo from bag]
"Okay, here's what is going to happen."
[inserts dildo anally]
"Pay attention. Look at me!"
[applies taser]
"Once you can sit again, which could be a while I admit, we're going to go to my bank and tell them that I alone have access to my money. Nod."
[nods yes]
I dunno... Backdoor Sluts 4: Electric Boobaloo
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo?
That's my go-to movie when rape is mentioned.
I think that could've been phrased better...
Joey got it.
My go-to movie for rape is Super. With every kind of rape except man on woman, it's the rapiest of them all!
"I was hiding under your porch because I love you."
Shifting gears to a more pleasant movie.
My go to rape movie is A Clockwork Orange, but nothing in the quotes suggested that movie... so I guessed.
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
I dunno... Lilo and Stitch?
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
It's weird that we have "go-to rape movies".
Speaking of which, no, it's not Lilo and Stitch.
I'll let another half-day of guesses before I give out another quote.