Movie Quotes Guessing Game
Oh look, it's Groot Junior. Some more quotes:
Groot: I am Groot.
Peter Quill: Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?
Rocket Raccoon: Well he don't know talkin' good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to "I" and "am" and "Groot," exclusively in that order.
Peter Quill: Well I tell you what, that's gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud.
Watchtower Guard: Prisoner, drop the device immediately and retreat to your cell, or we will open fire!
Groot: [roars] I... AM... GROOT!
Watchtower Guard: Fire!
Drax the Destroyer: I can barely see.
Groot: [Groot releases glowing spores from his body to light up the way ahead]
Drax the Destroyer: Where did you learn to do that?
Peter Quill: I'm pretty sure the answer is: "I am Groot".
Groot: [Groot nods "yes" to Peter]
sounds fun. should I see this movie?
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
"Groot" is Dutch for "Great". Perhaps it's from that movie about Alexander the Great?
Are you sure you have the quotes right? Sounds like it might be from The Croods. "I AM CROOD."
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
Are you sure you have the quotes right? Sounds like it might be from The Croods. "I AM CROOD."
Or it might have been, "I am Creed".
Okay. I cheated and looked it up. It seems no one was going to guess Guardians of the Galaxy. Good one R.L.L. Cool J.
"Out of order? Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!"
"You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!"
"Listen! We're not just doing this for money! We're doing it for a SHIT LOAD of money!"
"My hair, he shot my hair. Son of a bitch!"
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
Demolition Man?
It has to be Space Balls. Back when I first saw it on TV (before I even realized it was a comedy spoof) one of the scenes I remember is when one of the enemy soldiers shot the princess' hair. Then she got mad and gunned them all down. 
Yes. Space Balls. (I also watched most of the movie on TV at a young age before realizing it was a spoof).
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
"Nice night for a walk, eh?"
"Nice night for a walk."
"Wash day tomorrow. Nothing clean, right?"
"Nothing clean, right."
"Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack."
"Your clothes, give them to me. Now."
*Pulls out a knife* "Hey, f*** you, a******."
"You won't be needing any clothes." *throws back hood* "I've been waiting for you." *movie theme plays*
Sounds almost like a Superhero movie, and I don't watch (m)any of those... Probably a darker, recent-ish one... Suicide Squad??
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
Terminator 1?
You're both close.
"Come with me if you want to live." *shoots gun* "Now, soldier!"
"Remember, Genisys is Skynet. When Genisys comes online, Judgment Day begins. You can kill Skynet before it's born."
Well that has to be Terminator: Genisys, hasn't it?
Finally, someone guesses right without cheating.
That's a movie that would've been so much better without the trailers spoiling an actually very good twist if kept secret.
Much of that dialogue is from Terminator 1. Sounds good.
stabguy adds Terminator Genisys to Netflix queue.
Much of that dialogue is from Terminator 1. Sounds good.
stabguy adds Terminator Genisys to Netflix queue.
Double McStab with Cheese wonders why stabguy used a different font rather than the code tags. Perhaps it's because when you use the code tags the line keeps going and going and going. Kind of like the Energizer bunny in that respect. It just keeps going and going and going and going. That reminds me of the scene in Finding Nemo where Ellen Degeneres's character Dory tells the other fish to 'Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming.' Okay, now this is getting a littler ridiculous, and sorry for making you scroll out this far. It's almost like a Latin American soccer announcer after a goal is scored and he just yells, 'GoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!' for like 4 minutes without taking a breath. I could never do that. Huh, I just noticed that Ellen Degeneres only has the vowel E in her name. I wonder if anyone else has ever noticed this oddity before. 6 syllables, 1 vowel. Almost, but not quite, like Kentucky: 4 million people, 15 last names. If you made it this far, have a great day. And remember, just keep going and going and going. When the going gets tough, just remember that THB is 'Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.' Well, part of that is false, because right now I am gonna say goodbye. Bush did 9-11.
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
Damnit. I was CERTAIN the code tag had no line breaks. All that work for a joke that didn't even work. 
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
Damnit. I was CERTAIN the code tag had no line breaks. All that work for a joke that didn't even work.
I bet if you made the "Goooooo[...]ooool" longer that would all be on one line.
Also, is that Kentucky last name true? That's incredible.
Double McStab with Cheese wrote:
Damnit. I was CERTAIN the code tag had no line breaks. All that work for a joke that didn't even work.I bet if you made the "Goooooo[...]ooool" longer that would all be on one line.
Also, is that Kentucky last name true? That's incredible.
Lol. no. inbreeding joke.
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
I'm going to start with a very hard quote, and then put more in the coming days if someone doesn't guess it.
"Oh. *hangs up phone*"
"Oh. *hangs up phone*"
That's not a movie quote, that's my social life.
Damn man, wow.
Damn man, wow.
Steve Martin's The Jerk.
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
Argo
O.J.: Made in America
Allied
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
Ernest Goes to Jail
Ernest Goes to Jail
The greatest film series ever created.
stabguy wrote:
Ernest Goes to Jail
The greatest film series ever created.
whoa whoa whoa... what about the National Lampoon's Vacation series?
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
whoa whoa whoa... what about the National Lampoon's Vacation series?
'Ernest Scared Stupid' trumps all!!!
'Ernest Scared Stupid' trumps all!!!
Oh, yeah. That's the one where Ernest says "Oh" and hangs up the phone.
Not the movie I was thinking of. 
"Just leave her. Housekeeping will find her."
8 Heads in a Duffel Bag
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
The Departed
Wow you guys suck
"It was just a fucking car. Just a fucking dog."
John Wick!
Killer comes out of retirement to hunt someone down because someone killed his dog, if I recall correctly. I haven't seen it.
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
Yes. You should watch it.
Yes. You should watch it.
DAZ will back you up on that.
I hear great things about it. I just don't have time to watch many movies. (I never did see Assassin's Creed).
"It's my gang name. It's short for Mayonnaise."
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
An Officer and a Gentleman? Richard Gere's character was named Zack Mayo.
The only movie quote I can think that mentions mayonnaise is a deleted scene from Pirates of the Carribean. When Jack Sparrow is captured he "parleys". In the deleted scenes feature the scene is extended:
Nope!
"I built this company with my own two hands. Just me, that computer, and an eight million dollar loan from my father."
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
"I built this company with my own two hands. Just me, that computer, and an eight million dollar loan from my father."
Trump: What's the Deal?
Nope!
"When life throws you dick, you make dick-ade!"
"Dick-ade doesn't sound like a significant improvement over dick."
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
Pirates of Silicon Valley
Now that I'm done with my favorite lines from the movie... maybe some that will lead more to the plot of the movie...
"When you was at Harvard, did you ever get raped for failing a test?"
"I think that's more of a Yale thing."
"This ain't no longer your house, man! We in San Quentin now!"
“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus
"When you was at Harvard, did you ever get raped for failing a test?"
"I think that's more of a Yale thing."
Why do I like this one the best? I need to know this movie...