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Wow.

Granted, but she takes all your money and frames you so you rot in Arkham Asylum and mentally tortured by Joker.

I wish this crazy chick would stop being so annoying right now. She's cute, but won't shut up!

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Granted, you now have a female dog named "harley quinn".

I wish "I Am Alive" would come out.

well...

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Granted, you now have a female dog named "harley quinn".

I wish "I Am Alive" would come out.

Mwahahaha! Wrong post! My wish can't be corrupted!

Anyways...

Granted, but you get sucked into the world and you have to fight all the other survivors.

I wish my finger would get better. I jammed it last week.

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granted, but you jam your other the finger after that one heals.

I wish that I could transform into a beast with wings and claws and be invincible in that mode, so I'd be a super villain kinda guy and steal and/ or kill

well...

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granted, but you jam your other the finger after that one heals.

I wish that I could transform into a beast with wings and claws and be invincible in that mode, so I'd be a super villain kinda guy and steal and/ or kill

Except, you can only enter that mode for a minute at a time, with a few days of recharge between. However, you did not know this because you failed to read the instruction manual that came with the wish-granting serum. You decide that you want to kill someone Charzard-style with Seismic Toss. So, you transform, grab a guy, and fly up into the upper atmosphere. You twist and start zipping down towards the ground. At this point, one minute is up. You unshift and are flayed by the heat of re-entry. However, you survive this (despite excruciating pain) because the invincibility wears off slightly slower than the wings vanish. So, now, you have a dead guy in your arms as you plummet back down to the hard-packed asphalt a few thousand feet down. Needless to say, there is a crater where you land that is stained red for a few weeks before enough bleach is poured into the crater to wash it away.

I wish that Deus Ex had increased accuracy for my weapons.

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Wow, I laughed at that because of how lengthy and descriptive it was.

Anyways, granted, but you lose your thumbs, making it hard to aim/move and play in any game without breaking your hands.

I wish I had my art degree now.

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Wow, I laughed at that because of how lengthy and descriptive it was.

Anyways, granted, but you lose your thumbs, making it hard to aim/move and play in any game without breaking your hands.

I wish I had my art degree now.

I am very lengthy and descriptive because I want to epic-ly corrupt your wish. Also, it tests my creativity.

You have an art degree in stone-carving (don't know what art degree you want, so there you go. It works well with the corruption). But, you are mentally reverted to acting like a 3 year old. Thus you completely trash your reputation by the time you reach your mid 20's. No one will hire you or even let you interview. You are reduced to working as a manual laborer for less than minimum wage in a rock gully in Texas. You carve beautifully as you dig, only to watch the other works destroy your carvings, breaking your heart every time. This continues for several years before you wander off into the desert to never be seen, except for the odd carvings would sometimes reappear in the gully walls overnight of crazed visions. The gully is declared haunted by your ghost and is shut down. Years later, some of your sculptures carved into the rock walls have survived, and little cub scouts are told horror stories of the crazed miner who carved as he dug, to encase the people he killed in that very gully. Shock

I wish that the GRE did not exist (advertisements for GRE on Hiddenblade, this is EVIL!!!), nor did any standardized testing similar to the GRE.

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Wow, I laughed at that because of how lengthy and descriptive it was.

Anyways, granted, but you lose your thumbs, making it hard to aim/move and play in any game without breaking your hands.

I wish I had my art degree now.

I am very lengthy and descriptive because I want to epic-ly corrupt your wish. Also, it tests my creativity.

You have an art degree in stone-carving (don't know what art degree you want, so there you go. It works well with the corruption). But, you are mentally reverted to acting like a 3 year old. Thus you completely trash your reputation by the time you reach your mid 20's. No one will hire you or even let you interview. You are reduced to working as a manual laborer for less than minimum wage in a rock gully in Texas. You carve beautifully as you dig, only to watch the other works destroy your carvings, breaking your heart every time. This continues for several years before you wander off into the desert to never be seen, except for the odd carvings would sometimes reappear in the gully walls overnight of crazed visions. The gully is declared haunted by your ghost and is shut down. Years later, some of your sculptures carved into the rock walls have survived, and little cub scouts are told horror stories of the crazed miner who carved as he dug, to encase the people he killed in that very gully. Shock

I wish that the GRE did not exist (advertisements for GRE on Hiddenblade, this is EVIL!!!), nor did any standardized testing similar to the GRE.

ehh granted but you need it

ooh come on he writes a whole story and i come up 6 words heeeh i now feel dump Crying

i wish i would´t be too lazy to write so long comments

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granted but you take so long that no ones online when your done.

i wish that i become a comic or manga artist

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granted but your not a good one

i wish psych season six was out

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Granted, but i know someone who makes it so i tell you a spoiler that ruins it for you.

well i was gonna wish for it not to be hot, but then someone will say that its freezing and i freeze to death.

please dont say "granted, but you die" thats the easy way out, be creative.

I wish the temp was 50 degrees Fahrenheit until it was winter.

well...

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Sure, winter starts today. Laughing out loud

I wish I wouldn't have to work so much.

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granted you would'nt have enough money due to your hours being cut

i wish that i could get a good 8 hours of sleep without taking sleep meds

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You can, but suddenly you need 10 hours of sleep each day.

I wish my brother would stop watching TV so I could get on the Xbox.

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granted but then he'll start to want to be on your xbox to annoy you

i wish people would stop being racist 2011

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Granted, but now sexism is increasing in popularity.

I wish I could play DC Universe now.

(Anyone here play?)

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granted but you play it the awesomeness is too much for your brain to handle and you pass out

and since i don't have a ps3 nor and desktop no...but i would get a ps3 just for that game

i wish wwe would end the pg era it really sucks and if they do i might start watchin again

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and since i don't have a ps3 nor and desktop no...but i would get a ps3 just for that game

i feel the same eeeeeehh why why i wan´t it nnnnnooooooooooooooooooooo Crying

but now it is ruined by the cursing in every sentence

i wish that dcu was for xbox to

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granted but alot of features would be tookin out due to xbox's discs not being able to hold all that content on one disk

i wish resident evil 6 will be scary

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granted, but its so scary you shit yourself. your friends are over so they tell everyone at school...

I wish I was a giraffe

well...

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granted but a pack of loins would come and kill u

i wish i could get paid for doing nothing

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Granted, you're a US congressman (ba-zing!), but you spend it too fast and can't use it on basic necessities, causing you to starve, stink, lose your house and car, etc.

After a few months of continually attaining new money for being on the streets as a hobo doing nothing, you pick yourself up, save money, and build back your empire. Sadly, you got an infection from the dirty alleys you slept in. You find it too late and you die an agonizing death in your hot tub (which was never very hot anyways).

I wish I could have breakfast every morning.

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EzioAltair17 wrote:
granted but a pack of loins would come and kill u

Anyone else find this sentence hilarious? It's immature humor, but still funny.

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JoeyFogey wrote:
Granted, you're a US congressman (ba-zing!), but you spend it too fast and can't use it on basic necessities, causing you to starve, stink, lose your house and car, etc.

After a few months of continually attaining new money for being on the streets as a hobo doing nothing, you pick yourself up, save money, and build back your empire. Sadly, you got an infection from the dirty alleys you slept in. You find it too late and you die an agonizing death in your hot tub (which was never very hot anyways).

I wish I could have breakfast every morning.

You can have breakfast every morning, but you don't want to. You wished this wish only to know that you know that you had the power to wish for anything ever, and you only wished for breakfast which you never eat, anyways. These thoughts compound in your head until you have a mental breakdown. This leads you to be institutionalized and placed in solitary. They often forget to feed you. No worries, you still have breakfast magically appearing across the room. When you are strapped to the opposite wall in a straitjacket; the wafting scents of fresh food teasing your nose. Good luck ever getting your sanity back!

I wish that my mind was an impenetrable fortress that could never succumb to insanity nor hypnotism, the rush of rage nor the jitters of nerves.

JoeyFogey wrote:
EzioAltair17 wrote:
granted but a pack of loins would come and kill u

Anyone else find this sentence hilarious? It's immature humor, but still funny.

Extremely.

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granted, but you brag about it so much your friends leave you.

I wish I was a giraffe a made of steel (like superman, not literally steel), never get sick, and live out my life until I died of old age. Also i stayed a Giraffe forever with unlimited amount of time to stay in giraffe mode. which i can use this instant.

lets see what your "loins" do to me now.

well...

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Granted, but all other giraffes around the world are killed by a lethal virus that you are immune to because of the human part within you (somehow). Leaving you alone in the middle of the African savanna, with no other giraffe to talk to, and since you can't come back to being a human, you cannot return to your normal life. As you live your days alone and miserable, being an amusement to everyone in the area for being the last of your kind, you hear some tourists talk about a small group of giraffes living in a research facility in Egypt, as scientists are trying to isolate the factors that allowed them to survive the deadly virus.
Hearing this, you try to escape the reserve. During your trip, you encounter many predators and dangers, which were no match for your invulnerable complexion, but didn't make it any easier for you either, as any pursuer would only slow you down or threaten to reveal the secret of your true nature, you had to take care of every witness.
The days seem to become longer and after walking the seemingly endless plains, you reach your toughest challenge so far, the dessert.
Days seem to have no end. And the night can't offer you rest. The sun and sand storms torment your eyes and your legs make it extremely difficult to navigate the giant dunes of sand, nevertheless, you continue hoping you will find happiness with your kind when you reach Egypt. After a week of travel, you spot a little settlement, the people on it may prove useful to reach your destiny. As you get closer and hope to get some rest, the nomads are very confused about your presence there and try to capture you to later sell you and have some money for their own needs.
You struggle to break free from their ropes and chains, they were many and very quick to take you down, and as you fall prisoner to them, you see almost every hope you had of being happy vanish into thin air.
The night is long, and as ironic as it might be, you finally are able to get some rest, not much, but the lack of sleep was a the brink of driving you mad. In the middle of the night, you hear someone enter the tent you lie inside. Alert but unable to move, your eyes study every move of the little black figure, as it gets closer, you realize it is a little girl, with a rock on her hand. She approaches you carefully and with a couple of swings, she manages to break the lock of the chains. You get up, lick her face, and storm out the tent with the moon shining down on you.
With renewed hopes you continue your trip, following the trails that some members of the tribe must have left when going to the city for items to trade.

After a couple of hours you see the lights of a city near the Nile River, it is still a few hours away, but your hopes are renewed, this is definitely the city you heard of.

You enter the city as sun rises, people of all kinds are truly amazed at how you appeared on the place, some with evil in their faces even try to grab you by the hanging remnants of chains at your feet, but you kick one of them breaking a couple of his ribs, making the other ones run away in fear. The city is so confusing you spend hours walking through the crowded streets, trying to find clues that might lead you to the research lab, but as the sun starts to go down you try to seek a place of refuge.
You pile up in a poorly lit alley and doze the night away.

In the morning you wake up to continue your search, but as soon as you leave the alley, you are spotted by a group of policemen, they run towards you and you start to run away from them back in to the alley. You keep following the tight space trying to escape them, but soon find a dead end. You ready yourself for the struggle to come, but confident that they cannot hurt you. As the policemen close in, they are all confused, but one takes a step forward, trying to ease you off, he tells you about the lab, about how he can take you there. Still vigilant, you relax and bow your head as in saying you will follow them.

You walk for one more hour with them, and finally reach a white and stainless structure, this must be the lab!
You start to jump in happiness, and as a scientist comes from inside the labs to greet you, you eagerly run into the place without listening to him asking you to halt.

...

You should have listened to him....
As you enter, two men are pulling the body of a small giraffe, a child, out of the stables they had prepared for the other giraffes... The child was the last to die. You are late, you are alone, forever...

You now have to decide how to live the rest of your life, being a mindless husk, tool of the scientists trying to clone you and save your species, although it might be troublesome because of your nature; or continue wandering the world, living a lonely and meaningless life, hoping to find something that will bring the light back to your eyes...

I wish I lived as a member of Commander Shepard' crew on the Normandy.
Side-wish: I wish I could get corrupted very originally, or at least very imaginatively as I tried to do with AssassinGuy.

Off-game side note: After all this writing I wish I could do this kind of stuff with AC. Maybe for the comic Big smile

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[On the meaning of BAMF]i figured it was something similar to a MILF

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I wish I lived as a member of Commander Shepard' crew on the Normandy.
Side-wish: I wish I could get corrupted very originally, or at least very imaginatively as I tried to did with AssassinGuy.

Side note: After all this writing I wish I could do this kind of stuff with AC. Maybe for the comic Big smile

1) Beautiful corruption.

2) In response, I will commit dual corruptions. One for the Normandy, one for the Normandy 2.

NOTE: Mass Effect 1 & 2 Spoilers AHEAD!!! As well as Mass Effect: Retribution book (inspiration, not spoilers, I guess).

Normandy 1 (AKA Mass Effect 1 Crew Mate):
You join the crew, meet Shepherd. You then join him for a landing on a nice peaceful planet to recover the Prothean Beacon. You get a little too eager and rush around a rock and are gunned down by Geth Assault Drones. Yeah, you are that guy, that I can't even remember the name of, much less give time to mourn because I have to move on and find Ashley. So, you are forever known as the character who got killed in the first ten minutes of the first Mass Effect game to make room for one of the characters who may or may not die later on Virmire. So, not only did you die at the beginning of the game, you died just so that someone else who is going to die can get introduced. This leads you being almost as ashamed as the unnamed people who die in Mass Effect, but only because we get slight back story on you. Oh, yes, you also tell us about those harmless and floating, yet explosive (how that goes with harmless, gamers will never know) bog dwellers.

We could also do this to the same effect with you as the Ensign who gets blown up at the beginning of Mass Effect 2 after shouting "Pressly!". Except then you would actually be one of those unnamed people who die and you really don't care because Pressly died right before here, and you care slightly more about him than her.

Normandy 2 (AKA A Cerberus Employee from Mass Effect 2):

You are an unnamed member of the crew. Less than the Ensign in the above, because you don't even get a name (sorry, but we got more important main characters to follow). So, you get kidnapped by the Collectors shortly after the IFF is installed. At least you aren't one of the people on board who got killed while Joker was out-limping the attackers. You wake up on that Space Station (You were lucky enough to not be one of the ones who were flushed out of the airlocks with the rest of the Collectors on the Normandy, so you think). So, the Collectors have begun experiments. Excruciating pain, not sure if it is better or worse than the others being liquidized in a chamber a few chambers away. Yes, you got the slow-poke Shepherd who didn't come rescue you guys immediately. So, they have had plenty of time to examine you and hit you with Reaper tech to see how you/it reacts. The Collectors stop their work, and rush out of the room while you are in mid operation. Yes, you know this because you were kept awake during experimentation.

You lay, strapped to this table, in horrible pain, the whispers of the Reapers in the back of your mind for a few days. Apparently, your tormentors were killed by Shepherd, but he decided not to destroy the Station. Then, a few Cerberus guards charge into the room. They take in the sight of you, and radio in an incomplete "experiment". That is all you are in their eyes. Not a fellow humanist, another incomplete experiment. Cerberus transports you carefully to another of their facilities elsewhere, where they begin carefully examining what the Collectors did to you. They make no efforts to ease your pain.

This continues for a few more months. More pain, the Reapers slowly infesting your mind with more persistent thoughts. Then, you wake one day to explosions. Gunfire follows sporadically around the space station. A group of Turians storm into your room. They take you to a shuttle, every step they take as they carry you causes you to almost blackout, but you are rescued at last. They ID you in the shuttle, but they hesitate at your ID. They realize that you are Cerberus, and that you were one of the few Operatives ID'ed as part of an anti-Turian attack that took place a few months before you were assigned to the Lazarus Cell. They decide to not forward your ID to the Alliance, and instead took great pleasure in watching your body drift out of the airlock. What neither of you anticipated is how the Reapers tried to keep you alive on minimum air. You hang in orbit for a few seconds, conscious and in pain, then the pain increases as you start the atmospheric entry of the planet that the Cerberus station was orbiting around. You are incinerated within 30 seconds, the Reapers adding mental agony to the physical pain as they scrambled to try to save what remained of your body, while ensuring you remained conscious for the duration of it (one final experiment on pain thresholds). They ultimately failed, as the Turians flew away, satisfied in their revenge.

That good enough for your side-wish? Although, I guess I did not corrupt it, as that would have been a one-liner... *shrugs*

I wish to meet Gabe Newell.

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The days seem to become longer and after walking the seemingly endless plains, you reach your toughest challenge so far, the dessert.

That's my favourite part of every meal! Tongue

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Ha, that was actually hilarious.

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you meet him but are exstremly disappointed

seriously why those long comments why not and you will kill yourself because your bored i mean commeone

i wish for .....eeh a nice reply comment

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The days seem to become longer and after walking the seemingly endless plains, you reach your toughest challenge so far, the dessert.

That's my favourite part of every meal! Tongue

In my favor, English isn't my first language, please be easy on a little grammar mistake Big smile

@Davinci
You log in on GameFAQs and find a virual oasis, a thread in which everyone is polite. Even thou some people really disagree with you, they are still polite to you.
It is just perfect.
As the days follow up, you log in GameFAQs more often just to see what is happening in the thread, you do not pay attention to school (or job), gilfriend (if you have), family or anything else that mattered to you, just the thread.
One day, the things get ugly. A new guy entered the thread and after several out of place comments, he ends up making a very insulting comment about religion in general, so bad a Mod finds out, locks the thread, and manages to get you and everyone else banned from GameFAQs, not that it was really good in the first place.

When you return to your normal everyday life, you start to see how much damage to all of your relationships your addiction to the thread has caused, leaving you miserable and asking if it was really worth it...

And to answer your comment, the point of the game is seeing how far and how imaginatively you can corrupt someone's wish. Just plain fun. And you could have done so much to make and interesing story out of Gabe Newell.

EDIT: I wish I had a telekinetic power, such as The Force or biotics.

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[On the meaning of BAMF]i figured it was something similar to a MILF

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Don't take it personally, James. Even regular English speaking folk sometimes mistake "dessert" for "desert". It can be difficult for us, too! It's a strange language, truly.

Now to corrupt your wish...

Granted, but you're unable to use it at will and end up destroying anything in a 50 meter radius of you.

I wish I could skip college for a year and take a break from my 15 years of constant schooling. It gets old after it takes up 80% of your life.

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Granted, but only because you were arrested and went to jail for 1 year.

I wish I had a golden toof.

well...

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Granted, but only because you were arrested and went to jail for 1 year.

I wish I had a golden toof.

The wish fairy has no clue what a toof is; however it marks the similarity to the word "tooth". However, it assumes you want a lot of gold, as humans are greedy little creepy things. It wonders why it is granting this wish at all, but decides to grant it anyways. One of your front teeth turns gold and grows a millimeter every hour. In addition to the pain of a tooth constantly growing and applying pressure to your bottom jaw, gangsters notice said tooth and now try to find you and mug you for it. However, the tooth is also welded to your skull, so you can't remove it without the entire front half of your face going with it. So, one day, someone does end up blowing off the front half of your face to get the tooth. Whether you live or die after that is of no concern to the gangster, or the wish fairy who gave another successful wish.

I wish for the power of enchantment, for which I can control and have read the instruction manual for (because all abilities come with one).

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granted, You now have a magic kit on enchantment, which only has a fake wand and a hat.

I wish I had TWO gold toofs.

well...

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granted but you can't get a job because they make you look like a thug

i wish people would stop complaining about ann hattaways catwomen

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granted, because she dies... and your parents did it while going on a massacre. they kill themselves. you are now an orphan.

I wish i had THREE gold toofs... I can work at a club or sumting.

well...

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I wish, I had the power to read minds.

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Granted but all you can read are peoples' nasty thoughts about others.

I wish I could jump from any height without taking fall damage/being hurt by gravity.

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Granted, but you no longer have the ability to jump. And this may not seem too bad at first, but considering your love for free-running, you're no longer able to make use of your ability to resist fall-damage. The only use this skill now has is walking off ledges. Have fun doing that Tongue

I wish I had a pair of headphones with cables that wouldn't malfunction so easily...

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Granted, but the headphone jack is a non-standard one, meaning it doesn't fit on ANY devices.

I wish my partners for study assignments weren't such lazy bastards.

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DarkAlphabetZoup wrote:
Granted but all you can read are peoples' nasty thoughts about others.

I wish I could jump from any height without taking fall damage/being hurt by gravity.

THATS WHAT I WANT!!

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which